2024 Shaniqua Shootout in review

Beautiful Orlando Florida 9/15/24

Shaniqua Shootout 2024 is in the books.  Team Charisma held off team Diamond to win with a final score of 13.5 : 4.5.

While there were many highlights throughout the storied event this year, a few will stand out in our memories forever.  Tj's 40 yd hole out in the HI/LOW round, Wolak's refusal to take enough club, or Noah's complete level of obliviousness the entire weekend. All will be stamped in Shaniqua history for years to come.  I would like to say it was a complete blow-out all weekend, but we all know how tight it looked Saturday and Sunday....all team Diamond can do for the next 365 days is think what-if.  What if that 1 putt would of dropped, if that 1 tee ball didn't end up in a living room....what-if.  Mr. Coupland and the cronies from Diamond will have trouble sleeping until they have that sacred opportunity to get even with team Charisma in 2025.  I have full belief that they will come back better than ever next year.  Team Charisma and I are counting on that boys.....WE WILL BE READY BUB 


SHANIQUA FOREVER 

Trey Twelve Chicks 

GOLFERS

Hutch

WWE enthusiast

TJ is his daddy

Collects dead bodies for a living  

Jack (left)

Former pride month model 

Unsure at all times 

Would be nice to his worst enemy 

Jay

Longest guy on tour 

Married the hot twin 

Former Australian baseball Allstar

Justin

Zach Marshall lookalike

Sam Darnold Esque team guy  

Absolute clutch player

Matt R

Plays golf?

Has a job?

Has fiancé!?

Nick

Will love bomb if you look at him 

Friend of Young Thug

13U Open Boys AJGA Champion 

Noah

Fattest Head on Earth 

Biggest tournament critic 

Former Piedmont University Practice Squad Member 

TJ

North Forsyth's biggest THOT 

Hutch Bennett's worst Nightmare

Richest Biden Supporter we know 

Wolak

Dick like pringle can 

Only plays scrambles  

Only hits 7-iron

Taco

Former Tuscaloosa convict

Mexican poser

Big Paternity leave guy 

Dan 

1 picture sketch ball on IG

Crypto whisperer

Scottie Cameron dick rider

Trey 

Nicknamed Jew-das 

Ratatouille's biggest fan 

Went thru a cool stripper phase 

Ryan

LIV Golf Guy  

Wisconsin Nice  

Former band lead singer   

Brian 

Former FSU Fullback 

BLM Supporter

Bigggg golf pouter 

Matt F

Still somehow in a fraternity 

His wife calls the shots

Kobeish girl dad - the helicopter

Chase

Famously mysterious (see above)

Your daughters favorite golfer

Dan's sketch ball long lost brother